I often get phone calls from David Berkowitz. Out on the tournament trail, usually playing with regular partner Alan Sontag, I get to hear tales of this HOF-duo. Recently, David called me from a knockout match in a Denver regional. White against Red, "Sonty" was dealt: K9865
4
97
AKQ107

David dealt and opened 1 (Precision--strong, forcing, artificial).  RHO overcalled 2 which showed clubs and either major.

Instead of hoping to collect a juicy vulnerable penalty, Sonty chose to just bid 2 (natural, 5+ spades and GF).

LHO bid 3 and David bid 4.  This meant that David had a big hand (worth approximately 16+) and a good diamond suit (at least 5 -- but you'd think at least 6 to introduce the suit at this level). RHO bid 4.  So, it had gone:

West	David	East	SONTY
	1*	2&	2
3	4	4	??

* Precison   & +Major

Expecting partner to have good diamonds, Sonty control-bid 5. David now jumped to 7!   This might be okay. He likely has the A, A and solid diamonds -- so all should be well.

But, the opening lead is the A.  This was my conversation as David continued to tell me the story:

Larry: "I guarantee you ruffed it.  I know it is strange they have 12 hearts -- but I know your bidding and there is no way you would have jumped to 7 with a first-round heart loser."

David: "You know me well. I did ruff."

Larry: "No doubt you had the A, -- so what about the diamonds?"

David: "I was missing the queen."

Larry: "So, you had 7? Did you play for the drop?"

David: "Not 7."

I knew if he had 6, that the percentages favor a 1st-round finesse (4-1 with Qxxx is much more likely than playing for the singleton queen offside by laying down a high one first).

Larry: "Only 6?"

David: "I said it the first time. I was missing the queen."

I pondered this a little longer and then finally figured out that he had 10 diamonds!!  All that was missing was the queen. He meant it literally.

His hand: A7
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AKJ10865432
4
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Next time someone tells you they are missing the queen, maybe you'll think of this one. Incidentally, I recall having a 10-card suit only twice in my life. The odds are that you will get a 10-card suit about once every 59,000 deals.  So, if you play 3 sessions a week (say 72 deals) and every week -- that is 3,744 deals a year.  That would mean a 10-card suit every 16 years or so.