The Abbot surveyed his copy of English Bridge in disbelief. ‘It says here that they’re awarding green masterpoints for the next simultaneous pairs,’ he exclaimed.
‘I can’t see any harm in it,’ Brother Lucius replied. ‘Those events raise a lot of money for charity.’
‘I dare say they do,’ said the Abbot, ‘but it’s rather unfair to those of us who have sweated blood and tears to accumulate our green points at