I am on record saying that Gerber is a brand of baby food. I have also referred to Gerber as an infestation, an outbreak and a plague. Gerber is something my friend Harry Falk called a N.I.T.L.F.Y. convention, which stands for “Not In The Last Forty Years.” The reason for my aversion to Gerber is that people insist on treating Gerber as a way to explore for slam; that is not what Gerber does.
Gerber allows you to find out ho
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